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If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: Day break
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a country I would be: Ireland
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bookshelf
If I were a sin I would be: Gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: Da Vinci
If I were a liquid I would be: An expensive Cabernet
If I were a tree I would be: Oak
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A French tulip
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Sunny with a nice breeze
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Saxophone
If I were an animal I would be: A wolf
If I were a color I would be: Dark blue
If I were a gemstone I would be: A sapphire
If I were a vegetable I would be: An artichoke
If I were a sound I would be: Om
If I were an element I would be: Krypton
If I were a car I would be: Jaguar
If I were a song I would be: “Express Yourself” by Madonna
If I were a state I would be: California
If I were a movie I would be directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
If I were a book I would be written by: Janet Evanovich
If I were a food I would be: A steak (rare, of course)
If I were a place I would be: A bookstore
If I were a material I would be: Denim
If I were a taste I would be: Salty
If I were a scent I would be: Gardenia
If I were a word I would be: Strength
If I were a fruit I would be: Raspberry
If I were an object I would be: Camera
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: Concerned
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lisa Simpson
If I were a shape I would be: A sun
If I were a number I would be: 14
If I were a tattoo I would be: Celtic cross